" JeFf DAY"

Its official ...."JEFF DAY" is now going to be a national holiday for Jeff's....Every February 24th I will celebrate "Jeff Day" to its fullest extent! My day will be celebrated by doing absolutely nothing. I will seclude myself in the house and have contact with outside world. I wont answer the phone,in fact I will unplug that annoyance first thing in the morning. I will not answer the door. I'm going to just enjoy peace and quite alone. The silence will probably drive me nuts, but I'm sure I can get used to it. Dont you always say "I wish I had just a day to myself"..."To do nothing"? I wish I had everyday for that,but we all know that can't happen. I'm gonna make "Jeff Day" my day. You don't have to like Jeff Day. In fact I don't want you too unless your name is Jeff.